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of the unwilling.
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“Sometimes I’ll start a sentence, and I don’t even know where it’s going.”
The committee submits this as evidence, not a proposed format.
Michael Scott
Regional Manager, Dunder Mifflin
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“Would an idiot do that?”
A mandatory assessment before accepting any panel invitation.
Dwight Schrute
Assistant to the Regional Manager
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“Bears. Beets. Battlestar Galactica.”
Three agenda items. Delivered in four words. No moderator required.
Jim Halpert
Concerned citizen, Scranton
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“Did I stutter?”
The position on a second round of opening remarks is unequivocal.
Stanley Hudson
Representative for the preservation of lunch
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“I have a lot of questions. Number one, how dare you?”
Formal response to the phrase “we have time for one more comment.”
Kelly Kapoor
Office of urgent clarification
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“Why waste time say lot word when few word do trick?”
The accord recognizes a distinguished contribution to brevity.
Kevin Malone
Bureau of verbal efficiency
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“I feel God in this Chili’s tonight.”
A reminder that a room can be moved without convening five experts.
Pam Beesly
Department of audience welfare
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“I don’t have a headache. I’m just preparing.”
Precautionary measures upon receiving a ninety-minute panel invitation.
Angela Martin
Chair, Committee Against Additional Chairs
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“You’re not real, man!”
The committee’s official position on “a lively exchange of perspectives.”
Creed Bratton
Credentials pending verification
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